THREE GUYS YOU HAVE NEVER HEARD OF ARE UP TO DIRECT DOCTOR STRANGE!
R.O.T.O.R. GUESSES IT IS A GOOD SIGN THAT NEIL GAIMAN IS GETTING INVOLVED WITH THE SANDMAN MOVIE, SO MAYBE IT WILL BE BETTER THAN THE LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY GENTLEMEN, MAYBE.
TODAY’S BIRTHDAYS: JASON LIVELYIS STILL PLAYING…
Dear Professor Popcorn,
I was watching Footloose this weekend, drunk of course. It occurred to me that in the scene where the kids are all hanging out front of the restaurant and are literally dancing in the street like the song suggests, they pan to a cook in the kitchen who twirls around and dances in time with the music. How can he even hear the music from the crappy little car stereo when he…
FLETCH! NOW EVERYONE WHO WATCHED FLETCH LIVES AND SCREAMED, “MORE OF THIS!!” WILL GET EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANT!
PEE WEE HERMAN’S BIKE HAS SOLD FOR $36,600 AT AUCTION, WHICH BESTS THE $37.62 WINNING AUCTION BID FOR R.O.T.O.R.’S ORIGINAL HUMAN SKIN SUIT. BUT TO BE FAIR, IT WAS INFESTED WITH LICE AND SILVERFISH, WAGING A NEVERENDING TURF WAR.
The Phantom Menace (1999) Annoying slave boy
teams up with dumb frog-rabbit,
Attack of the Clones (2002) Lots of lightsabers
and lots of stupidity
Plus, awkward romance
Revenge of the Sith (2005) Slave boy murders kids,
chokes his wife, loses his limbs
but gets a cool mask
THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2 FOR 4 MINUTES. SO THAT WILL BE EXCITING. LET US JUST GIVE MULTIPLE VILLAINS MINIMAL AMOUNTS OF SCREEN TIME, BECAUSE THAT IS WHY THE DARK KNIGHT WORKED SO WELL.
THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE, A FILM MADE MEMORABLE FOR ITS GRAINY, GRITTY LOOK, HAS BEEN CLEANED UP AND RESTORED AND WILL BE…
By Brad The scene where Jane Spencer (Priscilla Presley) is sucking on Frank Drebin’s (Leslie Nielsen) finger in a very erotic way and Drebin matter-of-factly says: “I’ve got nine more.” I didn’t get that joke until 5 years ago.
By Brian’s sister, Kim When Danny and Sandy are at the drive in and he gets a little randy with her, he’s all hot n heavy and when she jumps out of the car and slams the door it hits him and he groans in pain.
By Screenkicker! I know that ‘You dumb kids’ is about the silly things you thought about movies as a child.
My review of National Lampoon’s Class Reunion for Cinema Parrot Disco, the Internet’s premiere website for buying, selling and trading Africanized honey bees.
Originally posted on Cinema Parrot Disco:
This guest review for the John Hughes Blogathon comes from Brian of Hard Ticket To Home Video. Thanks for being a part of this blogathon, Brian! Let’s hear his…
THE LAST OF US, WHICH R.O.T.O.R. HAS NOT PLAYED BECAUSE R.O.T.O.R. RUNS ON ATARI 2600 COMPONENTS.
THE KING CONAN MOVIE IS STILL COMING, PLODDING ALONG LIKE JAMES EARL JONES AFTER EATING TOO MUCH TAFFY. BUT IT IS BEING WRITTEN BY A BROAD, WHICH R.O.T.O.R. FINDS DISTURBING.